We're good with technology, so we're VERY easily able to find our EXACT preferred porn for our EXACT fetishes. That snowballs.
Also, forget ALT-TAB. We Linux users LOVE having keyboard shortcuts for completely different desktops... for reasons.
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Look, most of us are just kinda repressed and low-level horny at all times
Software, firmware, and hardware.
Today i realized, that firmware is just the between-step of soft and hardware.
haha forking processes and killing children
wait
Daemon spawning mmm
Remove child from parent using fork
:)
you cannot create art if you aren't horny.
touch grass
Oh my god I'm sorry I compiled so fast. This never happens. You're just so pretty...
I dumped my core so fast ...
Construction is like this too.
Erection, nipples, rods, pipes, vibrators, lube, rope, caulk, penetrate, lay hardwood, and my all time favorite. “Hey Frank, come give me a reach around, I need an extra hand here”
Edit, nailing studs.
Had any "Full penetration butt welds" lately?
I love telling people who aren't from Cincinnati that I had a threeway with some strangers in a parking lot
That is, I ate a 3-way (Cincinnati chili, cheese, and spaghetti) in a parking lot on lunch break with some random plumbers who were also taking their break there
how do you know someone's from Cincinnati?
Don't worry, they'll tell you
I'll have you know that Cincinnati cuisine is the absolute greatest cuisine to EVER originate in Cincinnati
I cannot disagree. You guys need the tautology award for tautology award winners.
Some men are born great
Some men achieve greatness
... and some are from Ohio
Political slogan from the 1840's Presidential campaign ("Tippacanoe and Tyler too!")
Master/slave
i feel that this is not appropriate for children and i want this changed to dom/sub or top/bottom. maybe dick/butt. poker/hole?
I mean, main/sub is a strong alternative ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Finger/poke
Fsck fsck
Insert, upsert
That one is frowned upon by some cultures.
there are so many links that i've clicked expecting to be horny that turned out to be IT server stuff >:|
No touch?
No touch only cat
Do not the cat
Wait till you get into game development. You'll be doing a lot of parent/child relationship, and killing orphans.
Just wait until you learn about buttplug.io!
Vibe coding before it was cool
The only good kind of vibe coding*
With cargo mommy integration for all the horny people rusting
We used to finger our users too.
Hey, lots of people still do! I've seen talk of using it nowadays a few separate times lately, including earlier today of someone setting it up for the first time. It's neat!
Anyone talking about using finger nowadays should be considered very very suspect, same way you'd look at someone suggesting rlogin
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finger_(protocol)#Security_concerns
I think there are 4 reasons:
- Most people are very horny
- It people are very online
- A lot of it people are obsessive with it, consequently easily identifiable as such.
- Other professions aren't as identifiable, or online.
Unzip. Finger. Fsck. Sleep.
It's all the trans girls and eggs. We tend to show up in software roles a lot, and we tend to be pretty horny.
Tell me more about Alice's brother Bob's sisters.
Maybe they can help me find a new way to decompress.