Hal

So if your toast isn't taller than those sides, can you open it sideways or something? Remember those bars are scorching hot.

My favourite is when a toaster with the lift function raises to a high point that's lower than the high point on one without the lift.

Or that time I went through every display toaster in the store to get the one that lifted the highest, then when I bought one and took it home the one in the box only lifted to a high point an inch lower than the display model.

Happens here too...

If 2 suddenly drops slightly to the side, 1 will begin to plummet almost immediately and not many people have trained for that at the range.