JackTea

joined 3 weeks ago
[–] JackTea@piefed.world 10 points 1 day ago

That's revolting. You should be ashamed.

box arrives at my door
inside is a small box with a button. A note says in large block letters to never press the button or 1% evil etc
rolls my eyes and grabs my gear to go to work. But sits down. Presses the button many, many times
still pressing

[–] JackTea@piefed.world 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Not always true and a little besides the point. I went through a period where my friend circle ONLY made small talk. Hang out for a couple hours at a bar, 90% no talking and when we did it was either to insult each other or talk about our beers.

It became exhausting. Unsurprisingly we went our separate ways and never contacted each other again.

[–] JackTea@piefed.world 3 points 1 week ago

Emoluments Clause...nvm, forgot what timeline this is.

[–] JackTea@piefed.world 1 points 1 week ago

I dunno, dude, let's hear him out.

[–] JackTea@piefed.world 13 points 1 week ago (11 children)

I like to point at pregnant people and say "I know what you did a year ago!"
Before they respond, I add, "you went to [insert name of popular baby store]".
/This initiates confusion. And then implies, like pet stores, you can also buy baby items and a baby.
//yes, I know how pregnancy works. I have to find ways to let my weird out

[–] JackTea@piefed.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

But why? What was the point of animating live actors into tennis balls? Are tennis balls a critical role in the movies? Why not just use...real balls?