LillyPip

Have you ever dragged 100% wool yarn across your teeth?

This makes me feel that. Not sure why.

This makes me feel like I’m eating my own tongue. Glass is only slightly less bad.

I’m literally shocked it wasn’t his own piss. Glad, but surprised.

But… document your code.

Hahahaha for who?!?

Uh… for future you!

Me to future me: lol no

She’s flexible.

And she has small paws.

Bigfoot is a 70s hippie who wants you to smoke grass and love one another.

I’d vote for Bigfoot.

Must be. He had no reaction to yellow or red.

That’s so weird.

I’ve always heard that cats are basically colourblind, but I used to have a cat that was terrified of the colour orange. He bit an orange extension cord as a baby, and would avoid anything orange after that. Not red, not yellow, only bright orange.

We had a bright orange blanket, and if you dropped him onto it, he’d spring away like it was a trampoline.

Literally 1984.

Funny that we have used that so much and watered it down, people can’t take it seriously now it’s actually true.

The government is intervening here. Whatever I guess.

This is infuriating.

We’ve been calling it fascism for at least 10 years because that’s what it’s been.

We were trying to get you fucks to wake up and stop it before it was too late, and now that you’re finally willing to acknowledge it, it’s too fucking late.

Thanks for ignoring us and enabling it. You can fuck all the way off.

Young children don’t warn you when they learn how to open locks. Sometimes you find out when they’re rifling through your stuff or well down the road.

Cheers! I’ve never needed to know this. It will probably become relevant in future, now. So cheers for this!