? What?
Mediocre_Bard_Redeux
joined 1 week ago
Jesus Fucking Christ.
Just turn it off at this point.
Can't somebody file a lawsuit to compel them to produce their representative?
What's there to investigate? You can go watch them get murdered right now. It isn't exactly a who-dunnit. Getting charges, on the other hand, is another kettle of wax to keep in the hand.
I wonder how long it will be before people start trying to use the Epstein Files as a defense in court. "Well, yes, your honor, I did murder that girl, but so did so-and-so, and they are walking around free as a bird!"
Don't worry, I'm sure that not enacting any type of consequence will surely get them to see the error of their ways.
False.
What child would have access to that much peanut-butter? If they had access to that much peanut-butter, which I believe that we can all agree is an irresponsible amount of peanut-butter, then this is just a natural consequence.
This feels more like a blue-collar prank.
Source: As a low-wage EMT we covered a coworker's Jeep in butter and tortillas one night because why not.
"NY subway set to lose billions of tax dollars ~overthreehundredyears~, Elon proposes new loop!"