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What child would have access to that much peanut-butter? If they had access to that much peanut-butter, which I believe that we can all agree is an irresponsible amount of peanut-butter, then this is just a natural consequence.
This feels more like a blue-collar prank.
Source: As a low-wage EMT we covered a coworker's Jeep in butter and tortillas one night because why not.
*cars.
Best use for peanut butter.
Not kids... this is definitely grown friends.
Yeah the empty jars on the roof seem kinda odd if that were actually done by kids. And the free windshield and headlight suggest they had some understanding of allowing that vehicle to be still be driven
I would like to see through all windows, please 😁
I am aware some people drive with crazy limited visible possibility, though.
Grown kids and their friends?
that isn't the result of kids, that's the result of unsupervised kids.
This was done by full grown adults. Children do not have the focus and determination to do something this involved. At most they would smear some windows before they got bored and moved on. Only adults have the drive and focus to cover an entire car in peanut butter and whatever those balls are. Not to mention the money. That's easily $60 worth of peanut butter.
unsupervised adults then
It's gotta be an adult-sized person.
unsupervised adult sized person
In the 1990s we were unsupervised 90% of the time between school and bedtime.
My guess is there was a breakup and their ex knew they were allergic to peanut butter so did this to their car
Or she just happened to have a lot of peanut butter. You don't have to be allergic to hate having this happen to your car.
I support a woman's right to an abortion, at any point.
Any point before birth. right?
Oh, peanut butter. Whew.
That wasn't kids. That was a jilted lover
Or a Jiffed lover. Don't mind me, I'm just going to Skippy right on out of here and take my nutty jokes with me.
Nuttin wrong with a little crunchy humor, it smooths the soul.
Oil is stored in the pee nuts.
The inclusion of actual peanuts makes me wonder if this was done to someone with a peanut allergy
Is that not attempted murder? You don't fuck around with peanut allergies.
What would happen if you hit someone with a peanut allergy with that car by accident?
Straight to jail.
what kind of jelly supremacist bullshit do you have to be on to merit this
Best birthday present for any dog.
is that the result of kids or ...some sort of hatred.
Eh, assuming you're not allergic, just roll down the windows and drive it to a car wash. 15 minute $15 fix, just remember to roll the windows back up before it starts.
You want to get peanut butter all up in the door chamber that the window recedes into?
Eh, it only touches the gasketing, but it would probably still get some on the inner part of it you'd need to clean with a pipe cleaner or something, yeah.
No, remove a wiper blade and scrape off enough to see out. Then reattach it. Then go wash the car.
This happened in Malcolm in the Middle.
That's quite a lot of peanut butter. Is that also like peanuts just dumped on the hood?
This both brutally cruel and absolutely hilarious. I can't figure out if I would ground those kids or reward them for creativity and effort.
Jesus, my parents would go nuclear if I had done this. Partly from the mess, but mostly from the waste of peanut butter. Pretty sure they would make me squidgy it back into the jars and that would be my peanut butter from now on.
If they got it on the upholstery in a similar fashion the car might legitimately be totalled.
Cloth seats aren't expensive at wreckers. Leather should be resistant to it. Perforated leather? Gonna cost ya
Sweet merciful crap, my car!
Toyota, now with more plant based protein.
At work it's common to say "peanut butter over..." Meaning someone is spread over lots of tasks in a chain instead of just doing one task. Next time someone says it I'm sending them this.