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Screen size & your importance in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[–] Patches@ttrpg.network 26 points 1 day ago

Which is why they believe AI is the future.

It does everything they do.

Produce slop

Screen size & your importance in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[–] Patches@ttrpg.network 16 points 1 day ago

You are actually the chart itself.

The all-too-common Load bearing IT

Any Day Now in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[–] Patches@ttrpg.network 3 points 2 days ago

Back when optimization was Black Magic. Now we just tell the customers they need better hardware.

Someone probably had to argue hard to get 3 letter variables. Guarantee there was some one arguing for 1 letter variables.

ChatGPT 5 power consumption could be as much as eight times higher than GPT 4 — research institute estimates medium-sized GPT-5 response can consume up to 40 watt-hours of electricity in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] Patches@ttrpg.network 13 points 3 days ago

Spoilers dude.