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It's just a joke, dweeb. Go outside.

Daylight saving.

Metric time isn't real. That's the joke.

Sure, clanker.

Today is May 6th.

Sir, are you aware that you are leaking coolant at an alarming rate?

"It's Mountain Time" is what your mom says when she calls me.

I'm an American, and I refuse to switch to metric time.

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