Steve

Guess how much its gonna cost

Its a simple case of bad carpentry, it doesn’t have to be sinister.

A bigger turtle.

Escalate immediately and antagonize the hypothetically dangerous neighbors.

You’re right that makes way more sense.

When keepin’ it real goes wrong

I like how none of these comments involve talking to the neighbor and asking them to fix it.

Next step up would be ask the landlord to fix it.

Turns out it was jealousy

Duh

I will be shocked if there isnt a button with a picture of nuggets on it.

Lamp store is my vibe