ThunderclapSasquatch

Jesus, I top out at half that and I'm an absolute lardass, les that I used to be but still

We compensate with gym time, you can't outrun a cheeseburger

300 million rotten people sure, this is how I know your opinion isn't worth the pixels used to display it.

I think that's the plan, you can't sue if you're turned to red mist by deceleration

We had a solution for this MOONTOWERS

Hey man, just don't expect me to scrape you off three continuous miles of the Autobahn when the metric ton of steel you insist on driving at near liftoff speeds decides to get personal with the wall

Quick mental math puts that at about 250kph

I have the same relationship with Little Caesars, sometimes you just want trash food and it's all that will satisfy the craving

The average cup of coffee is a latte in the USA

Tapwater, you don't need to make shit up when shitting on the USA

Bruh I was just at a Waffle House, they served coffee in perfectly normal ceramic cups, didn't get any though, felt like the ever rarer Mr. Pibb instead

RAM prices fluctuate but always return to normal pretty fast, at least compared to gpus and cpus