Waffelmeister

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[–] Waffelmeister@lemmy.world 5 points 59 minutes ago (2 children)

Nah, you got it all wrong. I don't punish them, I do them a favor. They mabe don't know it, but it's good for them if they stop occasionally.

On the other hand, they punish me, every day of every week. They punish me with pollution and noise and concrete and traffic accidents and oil consumption and heat radiation.

[–] Waffelmeister@lemmy.world 42 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (8 children)

Maybe I shouldn't tell you guys this, but sometimes I press the button even if I don't have to cross the street. Also sometimes I cross the street really slowly, drivers get especially mad about that. Obviously I'm not from the US, since I'm still alive.

[–] Waffelmeister@lemmy.world 30 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Look at those gleeful faces in the background. They love that shit.

SpoilerI hope it's hyperbole but I think he could go on live-TV tomorrow and say something like: "From now on, I need a daily virgin sacrifice, ok? Who could have known? It juveniles my pedo buds" Then watch how MAGAt's crawl over each other in hope he chooses their daughter.

[–] Waffelmeister@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

Well, they enjoy beeing cruel, we not so much. But they love their stuff more than their family members.

[–] Waffelmeister@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (13 children)

Almost every day I have a fight with my gf over her Amazon account. I told her we can not proceed with a meaningful relationship if she doesn't cancel it. Am I the crazy one?