hopesdead

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[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 10 points 5 months ago (19 children)

I still don’t understand it after all these years.

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 22 points 5 months ago

The human equivalent of furries with faux tail anal plugs.

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 9 points 5 months ago (4 children)

You’re gonna eat the dildo?

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 6 points 5 months ago

cock ring falls onto the floor making a loud thud

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 35 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Isn’t this the plot of Idiocracy?

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 1 points 5 months ago

Damn, you saw this first.

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

That first sentence had me startled.

EDIT: Looks at second text. Is this secretly Winn Adami?

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 4 points 5 months ago

Not as crazy as the side job with Grimes in Cyberpunk 2077, which suspendedly he was in the studio for at times.

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 13 points 5 months ago

Doesn’t matter unless they work at HQ in Irvine. Still wouldn’t matter then.

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 15 points 5 months ago

Lady asked to be painted like a French poodle?

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 16 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

It can’t be. Neal Degrasse Tyson said the night sky was historically inaccurate for that period. /s

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

According to the FBI’s own website, this might qualify.

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