The human equivalent of furries with faux tail anal plugs.
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joined 2 years ago
You’re gonna eat the dildo?
cock ring falls onto the floor making a loud thud
Isn’t this the plot of Idiocracy?
Damn, you saw this first.
That first sentence had me startled.

EDIT: Looks at second text. Is this secretly Winn Adami?
Not as crazy as the side job with Grimes in Cyberpunk 2077, which suspendedly he was in the studio for at times.
Doesn’t matter unless they work at HQ in Irvine. Still wouldn’t matter then.
Lady asked to be painted like a French poodle?
It can’t be. Neal Degrasse Tyson said the night sky was historically inaccurate for that period. /s
According to the FBI’s own website, this might qualify.

I still don’t understand it after all these years.