imacatnotaman

When I was a young kid, and my parents didn't want me to fall asleep on the way home at night, they would tell me it was magic that they were changing the lights without moving their hands.

i'm old enough to have owned a truck that had one of those that was also a manual transmission.

lol actually it was the most vanilla experience possible

I still might not because i'm on the spectrum and don't always catch context, especially when it's in a second language lol

I don't have to imagine, I dated a mormon girl once lol

lol, very poetic. i like it though, like how in some languages, the word for toes would translate literally to "fingers of the feet" or "foot fingers"

Never fear! Mormons baptize the dead in case they died without the opportunity to be baptized during their lifetime. I love loopholes lol

I like how this also implies that Satan exists as anything other than man's ego.

This also causes me to utilize feedback forms (edit: and more often these days, AI chatbots) telling them that their website's product owner is a douchebag in as creative of a way that I can in the moment based on my level of frustration lol

I bought an open box color HP LaserJet from Microcenter 10 years ago for ~$200. I've always bought 3rd party toner and never had any issues. HP will never get a dime from me for shit like this and that printer will last the rest of my life lol

This also happens to me with my home country when I return from traveling to other countries as I live in the US.

If they are particularly loathsome, that is when I google their username with "Site:reddit.com" and find their comment history and call them out for something such as being an unemployed veteran on federal assistance that is arguing against federal assistance for people that are different than them.