kieron115

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Hell would have been too much like a vacation spot for him. Had to send him to the good place to properly torment him for eternity.

They added sources through the article, including a youtube interview between two Microsoft execs, so I'd say its a least plausible.

Oh my bad I thought we were talking about the entire Ars team, not the individual author.

"malpractice" would have been not puling the story/issuing a retraction.

Journalistic integrity? On my internet? Well I never.

I was very off lmao, it’s like 300mg daily not 3000. And yeah it’s aspirin. https://www.npr.org/sections/shots-health-news/2026/01/02/nx-s1-5665112/trump-aspirin-325-81-mg-low-dose-cardiac-stroke-heart-attack-bleeding

I honestly can't tell what's satire with him anymore so forgive me if this was a joke, but I saw a quote where he said he takes like 3,000mg of tylenol daily, against his doctor's advice, to keep his blood thin because "who would want thick blood?"

Nearly 7 feet tall? JFC. Send that kid on a USO tour so the troops can check out the freak.

That happens already, unfortunately.

I've heard that Zapp was meant to be a spoof of William Shatner/Kirk but he really shares so many unfortunate characteristics with Trump. He even has the crappy taste! "Leela, it's real velour!"

Oh yeah, Chem Dawg is a strain of THC cannabis as well. I would hope that the name means they crossbred a THC plant with something like Cannabis Ruderalis to make a low-THC version but who knows, they might have just picked a name they like!