shroomato

Imagine if Hafþór Björnsson was Full Þór Björnsson

If I'm not allowed to go somewhere with my water bottle, jacket, flashlight, pocket knife, power bank, a pack of tissues, and a snack, I'd rather simply not go. And god forbid I'll want to buy something and be forced to carry it around in my hands for the rest of the day.

So you mean like the political climate, or climate climate?

I guess, but sun on its own doesn't really fit the definition of a tool

Well in its basic form it's a literal stick in the ground, you aren't gonna get anything more ancient than that.

A sundial

Or better yet, get another kid to do the same and sprint towards each other at full speed, and bounce off each other real hard, immediately slamming to the ground, and both go home with concussions.