slothrop

joined 2 years ago
[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 62 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (13 children)

I captured, taped, burned, and also ripped!

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy."

-- Tom Waits, amongst others I'm sure.

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I was rolling with the caption.
Apologies for the confusion....

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago (5 children)

I'm confused.

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 months ago

Nailed it. It's under pressure to go flat.

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 30 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Same, I pray for that option every time I enter that void.

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 months ago

Nancy Sinatra vs Macy Gray for the best (worst) boot earworm!

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 months ago

The effect keeps streisanding.

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 40 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Tears in their eyes...Sir, Sir, you rape children and murder babies like no one else!

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 91 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Whenever I take out the kitchen trash, she darts over, watches me tie it, then heads to the door, first one out, over to the outdoor bin, watches as I drop it in there, first one back into the house and over to the kitchen trash as I replace the bag.
Then perhaps a treat for all her hard supervisory work.

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 months ago

"naive" isn't the same as "willfully-ignorant".

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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by slothrop@lemmy.ca to c/memes@sopuli.xyz
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/56173540

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The buck passes through the kegger.

 
 
 
 

Certain phrases in Trump’s proposed deal seem to be translated from Russian.

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