slothrop

joined 2 years ago
[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

Erection points N

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

If there's a primary, she ain't winning. Can't continue the genocide two-step.

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

Imma guess this hits about 95%.

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

Dumbest escape excuse ever.

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 64 points 1 month ago (8 children)
[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago

I can't be the only one who wants to pocket some balls.

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 month ago

Her breath still reeks of boot polish, tho'; there was a lot of lapping happening.

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ultimately true.

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 month ago (5 children)
[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 33 points 1 month ago (3 children)

That face...

 

...when we got home he made a bolt for the door.

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