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Slow transition into Rude Boy

I have it on good authority that he popped like a balloon!

Sam Altman is starting a new country, and I can't come? I could deal with the first problem, but the other one is just excruciating

Yeah, rebooting just makes sure that everything is using the new updated packages, so if you update then reboot you'll be golden

Ladies, if your boyfriend...

Run for your lives!

This guy gets it

Who is she?

Tbf, I don't think there's any record of even historical Jesus to have shat himself, so that is an "opposite," in a way.

Yeah, surprisingly enough, rubbing alcohol makes a great degreaser, it's also good for like, when you take a sticker or a label off of something, and it leaves a residue behind? That stuff, rubbing alcohol takes it right off.

Personal anecdote, one of my buddies in college had the misfortune of "being the first guy to fall asleep at the party" so of course we drew a bunch of dicks and stuff on his face. The only thing we could find to clean it off the next day was a bottle of 90% isopropyl, and a little bit got into his eye, he got so mad that he punched a hole in his bathroom wall.

"Nice drugs nerd, did your mom get them for you?"

A - "A move"