swab148

joined 2 years ago
[–] swab148@startrek.website 2 points 2 months ago

It's grey, she just likes the color

[–] swab148@startrek.website 1 points 2 months ago

Well, maybe once my dreams come true, I can report back to you

[–] swab148@startrek.website 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Like a mouthful of worn pantyhose that has done an office shift and then inhale through the nose

How'd you find my diary?

[–] swab148@startrek.website 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's a sauce used for thickening, but that's not important right now

[–] swab148@startrek.website 3 points 2 months ago

Fantastic! I'd been resorting to bloodletting with mine, a pill that reduces the reaction I get from just looking at my Aliexpress LLF™ would be a lifesaver, and reduce the scarring!

[–] swab148@startrek.website 1 points 3 months ago

I knew I shouldn't have taken that pill from the sketchy dude with cool glasses!

[–] swab148@startrek.website 4 points 4 months ago

Username does NOT check out

[–] swab148@startrek.website 13 points 6 months ago

Don't forget about "running a train"

[–] swab148@startrek.website 8 points 6 months ago

Ya gotta be more subtle than that, something like BUTTS BUTTS COCKS so even if they abbreviate it, it's still BBC

[–] swab148@startrek.website 1 points 2 years ago

I wonder what piece of music this is

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