I was attempting to paint a picture of a food lump barely small enough to pass into your throat, but not enough to make it into your stomach and imply that a very small increase in size or contour could stop it earlier. (ie. asphyxiation)
Does that not track?
You could try chewing first?
No, seriously. That shit is dangerous. Food "slowing down" in your digestive system is a shit way to describe narrowly avoiding choking yourself to death.
Ain't nothing so important that you literally make yourself "late" forever. 😶
Buy a home? 🥹 If you're in the US, you were born decades too late for that, citizen. 🤌🏼
"Added value": prescribed, trickled-out, tiptoed smidgens of steps forward
"Enshittification": unscripted, greed-backed, frantic, top-speed Thomas Salto tumbles into the corner and off the mat.
Yep, sounds about right. "Progress".
Oh, I'm already on the Lifetime Hard Pass and it's all but free —ad-free, slop-free, greed-free, bullshit-free, etc.
IIRC, the cost is ~$5/mo for upkeep, took me no time at all to set up, and I get to listen to/watch whatever the fuck I want, whenever & wherever I choose.
Fuck Plex. I hope it dies gurgling & terrified. 🥰
Some areas may even have systems in place that force the defendant (corp/co) to pay said legal costs outside/on top of the awarded sum.
see: wage theft, workers comp, fee-shifting provisions (freq. labor violations, discrimination claims, environmental law, consumer protection, IP, etc.)
That said, here's a relevant PSA, if that helps anyone here:
If you've experienced the following or similar issues with your employer:
... you should at least contact a local law firm specializing in employment/contract/labor law. Often enough, many will offer a free consultation to first clarify whether you have a case to work with, or what steps are still needed in order to move forward toward justice.
Keep in mind, fellow poors, there's no obligation for you to ultimately choose any attorney(s) you consult with (don't forget: start w/ free consults in this exploratory stage). FWIW, most of those that I've contacted over the decades seem personally driven to champion for us poors in their work. (Anecdotal, yes, but earnestly hoping it helps) Which may be related to the fact that it's the judgements against said shitheel corpos that the attorneys get their wages from, instead of their client, who's yet another victim of normalized, unchecked greed. ✊🏼
It's risky AF in that it's so far without precedent, and thus could prove to be a complicated endeavor that could very well sap the progress of the former, if attached to those efforts. (IANALE)
Micro$haft's free 3D Builder can help you whip that up in a couple hours, tops. 🖖🏼
I'm betting the original clay has more particulate to fortify tensile strength and stabilize vertical reach, whereas the facsimile is "$2 clay" and largely polymer-thickened mud. 🤷🏼♂️
"fuck-it-otry"?
Maybe -ot and it'll flow better without that extra syllable?
It's not The Louvre, though...
Do you suppose he was trying to be the King of Sweets, too?