xkbx

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The mistake was believing they actually cared about things like dignity in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 2 points 4 hours ago

i was speaking more geopolitically

The mistake was believing they actually cared about things like dignity in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 1 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

I’m gonna say 1500s onward tbh

Whatever those lyrics are in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 4 points 5 hours ago

the iconic stomp-stomp-clap replaced with slap-slap-ohhh yeaaaahhh

doomscroll while you still can in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 11 points 5 hours ago

fool, by commenting you’ve declared their post as really good

continuing to scroll or closing the app / browser would’ve been the only true rebuke

Husbands🩷 in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

what if i want money more

Another one… in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I still believe that I cannot be saved

poverty is a choice in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 128 points 2 days ago (7 children)

ok but where does sucking the homie off play in all of this

The thought of pregnancy embarrasses me because it’s basically proof that I've had sex in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

im sorry for the embarrassment youve suffered but this is the funniest shit ive seen today

The thought of pregnancy embarrasses me because it’s basically proof that I've had sex in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 10 points 2 days ago (3 children)

how babby formed

how girl get pregant

It's been almost a decade and it still feels like I'm committing a crime in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Riding ‘round the airplane

With a pocket full of weed

me irl in c/me_irl@lemmy.world
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 55 points 5 days ago (5 children)

hey baby how low are your standards (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞

The arrogance in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

five dozen, no less

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Orski borski shippy sinky (startrek.website)
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I heard we bee posting now (startrek.website)
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Woe is me rule (startrek.website)
 
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muscle memory (startrek.website)
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oppressed in my own home (startrek.website)
 
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I KNOW EVERYTHING YOU DID YOU SICK DUCK rule (startrek.website)
 
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No, it's not my time yet Rule (startrek.website)
 

I saw something similar being said by a teen daughter to her dad in a horror movie, let me tell you nothing scared me in that movie as much as that line

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I can't even tell what's Rule anymore (startrek.website)
 
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Rule you can still Pull like you aren't fat and old but mental illness presides over you anyway (startrek.website)
 
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The fear is rule (startrek.website)
 
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Rulers gonna rule (startrek.website)
 
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Rule: sometimes dead things should stay dead (startrek.website)
 
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