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I can’t believe this is how the Fonz started uncertainty in deities.

He would walk in and go “Aaaaaaay, gnostics!”

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I’m a total whore, the only thing women need to have is the slightest sliver of affection for me and I’m spreading my wallet like a child spreads nutella on bread

I recommend practicing first in the shower. It doesn’t matter if you’re firing a pea shooter or a bazooka, the aim is not a gift innate to all

yes im a bit of a text teas

sounds ruff

That’s great

how does one invest toilet flushing

i do it on a daily basid

i love that this is a popular enough meme that you could easily find it online but someone still chose to take a picture of a screen and crop it

am I too old or is this too loud

sprinkle some glitter into a glue trap. That always gets them

what if you maximized it and had four guys standing with their dicks tip-to-tip, so you could stroke each pair of cocks with one hand per pair?

I’m sure there are some downsides. For example, uh, there could be… some risk of chapped lips with the extended physical activity if you don’t hydrate enough.