I’m not gonna shit in someone’s well that’s just fucked up
xkbx
joined 2 years ago
you could just fill a tortilla with laxatives and blunderbuss buckshot for similar end results
Finally, the freedom to have sick plane crashes thanks to deregulation 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅💥💥💥
They make the Transforming noise ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
“But I’m just an actor!”
“Can you play dead?”
bang
Fuck I miss that show
Outside, where grass is real and may be touched
“God I wish I’d shoot him like I shot that kid back in Vietnam”
Shit even in the future I fuck up the title
Damn USA about to include itself on its own travel advisory list
A midnight squealer