xkbx
joined 2 years ago
woah, we got a situation over here
eh, mediocrity is the true killer
sigh I’ll never master the art of horny memes, this is artisanal
if there’s no risk of pregnancy there’s no risk of attachment
How I’ve managed to only date women that are serious about birth control I think is the universe protecting me from myself
from the superior cloaca
Oh no! You’ve been visited by the SICK DUCK SUCKING DICK monster! You must suck 3.5 DICKS of at least 3 of your homies by midnight tonight OR BE VISITED BY THE SICK QUACKER
Imagine fucking a whole ass
Don’t mind if I do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
he do music
To the people who feel personally attacked, may I recommend garter belts for your socks
It’s the only kind I have