xkbx

joined 2 years ago
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 50 points 1 month ago (3 children)

stackable % based damage increase

If your Ring of Ludicrous Fury just cancels out your Lance Modifier for Attack Opportunity, I’d rather just sell the ring

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 7 points 1 month ago

what an explosion of taste

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You’re tearing me apaaaart, Chichi!

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 43 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Ha, jokes on you, I’m not kissing anyone right now!

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 59 points 1 month ago (8 children)

I wish they’d redo Blade (1996) but with the Muppets. I think it would be so much better. You could keep it kid-friendly by having the vampires turn into bats instead of ash, but the thought of Kermit saying “some motherfuckers always trying to ice-skate uphill” would be so funny.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 31 points 1 month ago

The comments might get a little Messi

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 3 points 2 months ago

It’s like the relief that comes with explosive diarrhea. It’s just not the same without it

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This happens to me regularly, I just kinda kick it out of my shorts between coughs

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 2 points 2 months ago

He was very cat-like, to be fair

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don’t know if the question should be the absence of, but which would you attribute beautiful and which underwhelming. Would you prefer an underwhelming penis with beautiful balls, or a beautiful penis with underwhelming balls?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 0 points 2 months ago (3 children)

If you stay seated it’s just your legs that get aerosolized and that’s even easier to wash

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 6 points 2 months ago (6 children)

what is gen alpha on

what are the cool hip kids memeing

I won’t get it but tell me like I would. Make me feel young again

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