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i like it when my pornography creeps up in non-porn places, but that’s because my crippling addiction to porn has made porn boring

recently i even jerked off to a rubik’s cube because it was the least porn thing i could think of

that slutty-ass cube

the hands do look weird, but this is also a goose wearing armour

Reminds me of that time my neighbour told me the mailman was fucking my wife, and I was like “hey, I’m jerkin’ here!”

ouh boy popcorn time again

omg twinsies

I mean Autism Speaks is a pretty shit org, I really do wish they’d stop speaking at all

“I don’t see what that has to do with my involvement in operation Paperclip”

My four rss rules:

1. No erting rss on communrl sprces
2. Wrsh it regulrrly
3. rsk for permission
4. everyone trkes it rt their own prce

When the wagon gets fixed, do you gain sensation in the new part that’s been replaced?

thats the thing i hate about how everyone talks about how bad it is to date toxic people

they never talk about how hot they are. like yeah they’re wrecking my mental health because they’re also wrecking my reproductive organs

Or older

I wish. A lot of mom’s older coworkers were pretty hot. In this instance the girl she tried to set me up with was my age.

That said, there was no bigger turn-off for me than my mom trying to set things up or in any way get involved in my romantic life. She meant well, and it wasn’t in a toxic way, but my mom could get way too nosey for my comfort.

It’s ppressprs, idiot