xkbx

joined 2 years ago
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 9 points 1 month ago

doctor (whispering): LDL cholesterol

heart explodes

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I’m assuming the same way we decide which animals are okay to eat or not - arbitrarily and by culture. For example, maybe some Pacific tribes of mermaids might be fine using starfish, but Atlantis area that would be considered barbaric, perhaps even with a touch of propaganda saying they use starfish for sexual reasons as well. I love where this is going, I’m gonna go write a controversial AO3 fiction about a Pacific mermaid fighting against Atlantic racism, but secretly in a degrading race-play relationship.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 14 points 1 month ago

Yeah plus extreme depression and negative self image gave me the peace that is being referred to more than impotency ever did

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

woah great catch friendo you mustve been a super fan to have studied the image in such detail

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I can’t believe this is how the Fonz started uncertainty in deities.

He would walk in and go “Aaaaaaay, gnostics!”

(☞゚∀゚)☞

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I’m a total whore, the only thing women need to have is the slightest sliver of affection for me and I’m spreading my wallet like a child spreads nutella on bread

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 84 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I recommend practicing first in the shower. It doesn’t matter if you’re firing a pea shooter or a bazooka, the aim is not a gift innate to all

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

yes im a bit of a text teas

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 11 points 1 month ago
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That’s great

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 10 points 1 month ago (4 children)

how does one invest toilet flushing

i do it on a daily basid

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 71 points 1 month ago (7 children)

i love that this is a popular enough meme that you could easily find it online but someone still chose to take a picture of a screen and crop it

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