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[–] Arsecroft@lemmy.sdf.org 167 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

she cant keep getting away with this!

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edit: shes a real youtuber, gary is a /b/diot

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 94 points 1 day ago

Anon makes bitter sexist propaganda

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 13 points 1 day ago

Ngl, back when it came out I clicked the Atari video for the thighs.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Does she literally have a 1:1 facsimile of his shop/recording studio or is that just thumbnail magic?

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 96 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's more like does he have a 1:1 facsimile of her shop/recording studio.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] Reiterate9120@lemmy.org 0 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

If he works for the police unfortunately they can't raid the correct address, will threaten innocent people with military grade weapons, then leave once they realize their detective is an idiot without so much as an apology.

I too would be a sad detective man if i couldn't detect a correct street address. I couldn't even get a job as a delivery driver.