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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] JasSmith@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 hours ago

Today anon learned that men like to look at attractive women. What wonders will he learn tomorrow? Tune in next time... for... Dragon... Ball... Z!

[–] Tiger_Man_@szmer.info 1 points 6 hours ago

hey i know this channel

[–] Maxxus@sh.itjust.works 11 points 14 hours ago

I actually do watch the channel she blatantly rips off (not the dude pictured). I’m not normally one to accuse, but the channel name is a dead giveaway. Maybe it’s supposed to be a tribute or flattery, but the OG digital basement is infinity more entertaining for me.

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 120 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Ok so from these comments I've learned that the girl's video is real and it seems op used AI to edit some guy into the thumbnail and then edited the view count to create a sexist ragebait story that undermines the genuine success of a female creator.

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[–] EatMyPixelDust@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

No surprise there since it looks like it comes from 4chan. Everyone knows the 4 in 4chan refers to the combined IQ score of its users. The funny part is, all they've achieved is suggested a new channel I'll probably enjoy. Stay mad, incels.

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

Be me

Go to Lemmy

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Yep, it's Lemmy

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 46 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Colour me shocked. Incel ragebait on 4chan?!

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 points 14 hours ago

Truly strange. It's like getting a rude dick headed comment from me, truly out of character.

[–] Estiar@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Gay: Anon wishes he could appeal to men like Sayaka does

Fake: His video doesn't exist

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You really think someone would do that? Just go the internet and tell lies?

[–] Arsecroft@lemmy.sdf.org 165 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (7 children)

she cant keep getting away with this!

13351

edit: shes a real youtuber, gary is a /b/diot

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 94 points 1 day ago

Anon makes bitter sexist propaganda

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 13 points 1 day ago

Ngl, back when it came out I clicked the Atari video for the thighs.

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[–] drascus@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Honestly if it was a gay world you might get more views.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Only if you replaced OP with a twink.

[–] DarkSurferZA@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Is op left or right, can't tell....

/S

Also, has op tried smiling?

[–] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 48 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago

I like that the way you wrote it it implies the bloke is DLSS 5 off

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 103 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Fake: implies someone made similar content, but clearly it's the exact same video, just the model is swapped

Gay: Anon is gay

[–] Klear@quokk.au 1 points 5 hours ago

Gay: anon wants to fuck a gay planet

[–] BremboTheFourth@piefed.ca 62 points 1 day ago

Also, Sayaka's Digital Attic is an actual good channel; she does interesting board repair work and has been at it since long before December of 2025

[–] adhocfungus@midwest.social 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Those workshops are such exact duplicates that I assumed they were both the same trans person, but that would be a pretty rapid transformation (assuming both videos were actually published on the same day).

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

Testosterone is magic but that's a lot of magic

Viewer sent me a broken c64 board

gary doesn't have enough viewers for this to happen

[–] amgine@lemmy.world 59 points 1 day ago (8 children)

If you can give me my most niche hobby with tits, I’m going to click it over the video without tits

[–] JustAnotherPodunk@lemmy.world 56 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Especially if your niche hobby is birdwatching!

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[–] glimse@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (12 children)

Really? When I see a video like that, any horniness is overruled by the ick factor of using sex to advertise. If you need to show off your boobs to get views, I assume the content beyond the boobs isn't worth watching

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Girl makes the same video

Plot Twist: It's the same video, but the "girl" is edited in via AI.

Double plot twist: The views and reacts are also fake, because YouTube is flooded with bot accounts

Triple plot twist: AI making AI videos for AI consumption is technically gay and simping

Quadruple plot twist: It's a fix-it video. People are taking the information you put out there and using it to fix their shit. Why are you complaining?

Quintuple plot twist: Neither of these videos take place in an attic.

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 35 points 1 day ago

Anon has nice nails on his right hand

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Has OP considered wearing one of those humourous BBQ aprons with boobs on them?

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