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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
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[–] bonenode@piefed.social 71 points 1 day ago (5 children)
[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The limerick packs laughs anatomical

Into space that is quite economical

But the good ones I've seen

So seldom are clean

And the clean ones so seldom are comical

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago

There once was a man from Miami

Whose business dealings were quite scammy

He just wouldn't stop

Til he was tricked by a cop

And now he spends time in the slammy

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 1 points 20 hours ago

There was a lady from Reno She lost all her money playing Keno So she lay on her back And opened her crack Now she owns the casino

That might not be quite right because it is from memory.

I have a large purple book of the rudest limericks printed back in the 70s. My parents had it on the bookshelf when I was a kid and boy did that form the sense of humor I have.

There is a multi limerick story of a man that balanced himself on his erect penis as a trick.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Damned expansionists!

[–] DozensOfDonner@mander.xyz 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What are they refering to? Is Ireland losing its independence or something?

[–] sirdorius@programming.dev 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's a fash group complaining about immigration

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Maybe they should have listened to the president when he gave a speech about even fucking St Patrick being an immigrant.

I'm not Irish, but I loved Micheal Higgins' speeches on St Patrick's day and Xmas/New year. Electing a poet to be a figurehead leads to some amazing speeches.

[–] Jikiya@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There are two county Limerick on the map shown, along with a county Death. So the fash group that posted this doesn't even know the counties that they're "losing".

[–] DozensOfDonner@mander.xyz 1 points 3 hours ago

Losing counties to what, Exactly? Someone said immigration, so is it just "lose" by having more immigrants etc?