Not enough Limericks.
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The limerick packs laughs anatomical
Into space that is quite economical
But the good ones I've seen
So seldom are clean
And the clean ones so seldom are comical
There once was a man from Miami
Whose business dealings were quite scammy
He just wouldn't stop
Til he was tricked by a cop
And now he spends time in the slammy
Damned expansionists!
What are they refering to? Is Ireland losing its independence or something?
It's a fash group complaining about immigration
Maybe they should have listened to the president when he gave a speech about even fucking St Patrick being an immigrant.
I'm not Irish, but I loved Micheal Higgins' speeches on St Patrick's day and Xmas/New year. Electing a poet to be a figurehead leads to some amazing speeches.
There are two county Limerick on the map shown, along with a county Death. So the fash group that posted this doesn't even know the counties that they're "losing".
Losing counties to what, Exactly? Someone said immigration, so is it just "lose" by having more immigrants etc?
There was a lady from Reno She lost all her money playing Keno So she lay on her back And opened her crack Now she owns the casino
That might not be quite right because it is from memory.
I have a large purple book of the rudest limericks printed back in the 70s. My parents had it on the bookshelf when I was a kid and boy did that form the sense of humor I have.
There is a multi limerick story of a man that balanced himself on his erect penis as a trick.
Lemme guess, the inset map is Ai slop.
Obviously so.
I am super excited about AI in general. But I think it's really disheartening to see the lack of critical thinking and non-existent quality control by its users. Seeing a lot of teachers using generative AI to produce assignments and homework for kids, often with really dumb inaccuracies in them.
Even if AI gets better, it won't help if the users don't take any responsibility.
I love Ireland from MAYO to DEATH!
How very... American.
with what little i know of ireland, derry being just a grey blob with dark text might be a threat
I couldn't tell if any of the names are real without looking it up, but the duplicates caught my eye
It left out Cork, bastards.
And Clare
It's coming from Russia.
of course, on a city-sized boat
What about the County of Slop?
I'm trying to come up with a joke about the county called Tyrone that isn't racist
Tyrone is a real county in Northern Ireland.
Holy shit
Holy grail
Oh My Me
Big fan of Down.
That one actually exists and is at least roughly the right location and shape.
Somewhere my very fenian grandfather is spinning in his grave at my piss poor knowledge of Irish counties.
The way Derry looks like it's photoshopped is weirding me out.
I imagine it originally said Londonderry, and that confused the fuck out of the plastic paddy that got an ai to make this.
But they didn't notice ARMagh under it.
There are other smooth bits on the map so it's probably just the AI shitting the bed.
Guys they're just pirates from ARRRmagh!
Yeah, Croatia is slowly colonizing Ireland.
A lot of the west coast seems to have no name.
We’ve had second Limerick, but what about second Stago?