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I started growing my hair out unintentionally, I just stopped getting it cut during the pandemic.
I've found a hair wrapped around my balls more than once. Those fucking things love to go spelunking, man.
I have Lapphunds. I regularly find dog hair around my genital region. I don't know how, but based on the dryer's lint filter, I think it hides in my fresh underwear. The same thing happens to my partner. A couple seconds of inspection has become part of oral foreplay because too many times someone's had to deal with a dog hair stuck on their tongue.
I have short hair. But still I'd say 1/5 trips to the bathroom lead to me finding a long hair wrapped around my dick/balls. My girl sheds like a dog but still has crazy thick hair.
We both have long hair and one time my girl felt a hair down there and pulled it to get it out. It was wrapped around the tip under the foreskin. I told her she almost circumcised me.