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[–] AyuTsukasa@lemmy.zip 130 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I mean, you could try to talk him out of it when you go get the TV.

[–] antonim@lemmy.world 119 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Talk him out of it, but take the TV anyway.

[–] Spezi@feddit.org 38 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Imagine a movie where somebody wants to get a TV from a suicidal person and they become best friends while he comes to pick it up.

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Plot twist, the tv is a cursed item that cause the owner to decide to kill themselves. If you can get someone to take it from you before dawn you no longer want to kill yourself. They have 24hrs.

[–] BillCheddar@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'd read this story

[–] ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

And take the chance he decides he needs the TV after all?

No thanks.

At that point he was suicidal anyway nobody would ever know it was you

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

i want the bong, ill bring some weed.

or something