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submitted 1 day ago by not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] explodIng_lIme@lemmy.world 88 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Master/slave

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

i feel that this is not appropriate for children and i want this changed to dom/sub or top/bottom. maybe dick/butt. poker/hole?

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 4 points 8 hours ago

I mean, main/sub is a strong alternative ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Finger/poke

[–] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fsck fsck

[–] urushitan@kakera.kintsugi.moe 5 points 1 day ago

Insert, upsert

[–] SleeplessCityLights@programming.dev 1 points 16 hours ago

That one is frowned upon by some cultures.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

there are so many links that i've clicked expecting to be horny that turned out to be IT server stuff >:|