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[–] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 67 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (2 children)

Construction is like this too.

Erection, nipples, rods, pipes, vibrators, lube, rope, caulk, penetrate, lay hardwood, and my all time favorite. “Hey Frank, come give me a reach around, I need an extra hand here”

Edit, nailing studs.

[–] Longmactoppedup@aussie.zone 1 points 1 hour ago

Had any "Full penetration butt welds" lately?

[–] Denvil@piefed.world 28 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

I love telling people who aren't from Cincinnati that I had a threeway with some strangers in a parking lot

That is, I ate a 3-way (Cincinnati chili, cheese, and spaghetti) in a parking lot on lunch break with some random plumbers who were also taking their break there

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 12 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

how do you know someone's from Cincinnati?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

[–] Denvil@piefed.world 19 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I'll have you know that Cincinnati cuisine is the absolute greatest cuisine to EVER originate in Cincinnati

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 9 points 17 hours ago

I cannot disagree. You guys need the tautology award for tautology award winners.

[–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 8 points 17 hours ago

Some men are born great
Some men achieve greatness
... and some are from Ohio

Political slogan from the 1840's Presidential campaign ("Tippacanoe and Tyler too!")