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[โ€“] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

Lol. But here, have some actually great benefits I wish I had:

  • The bed is long enough (u don't need a custom made)
  • cars are great (u don't need to imitate a giraffe to half-assed see the world outside, or take the seat out)
  • you can kiss a woman while... Errr..you know. (Not trying to pull her nose out of your bellybutton first)
  • clothes actually are your size (you dont need 12xl shirts, just so the arms fit but you can also go camping with your tent)
  • airplanes are cheap (u dont have to buy 1st class just to not fold yourself in the middle)
  • doors are OK (u dont need to duck. Which u learned through pain)

But there are also benefits...like having a better oversight over crowds and. Err....yes.

[โ€“] Epp@lemmus.org 1 points 18 minutes ago

Another benefit is slightly longer lifespan as the heart doesn't need to work as hard for blood to travel as much distance.