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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmings.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You're Amish. Or Shaker. Both eschew decoration, especially the Shakers. The Shakers would welcome you. They don't allow sex, so all their membership is from recruitment. I believe they are down to two members.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

the shakers might welcome me but i don't welcome them at all if they don't allow sex.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmings.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Well then it's decorations for you, you slut.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

nah i'm living my own way of life.