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You never landed? You’re still up there?
I jumped...
Some say I'm still falling to this day.
In all seriousness, balloon jumps are a unique experience in skydiving... Because you go from dead silence to the rush of air at terminal velocity. Sure you can jump a helicopter that is hovering, but they are louder than airplanes.
Exits from a balloon also tend to catch less experienced jumpers off guard, because you can't fly your body till the speed builds up. First timers tend to flail a little. By the second jump they do just fine.
My guess is skydiving.
Or, tightrope walking?
Nope.
I never walked a tight rope. I don't think I could even in my prime.
I exit using a line that was connected at the top of the balloon to swing out and do multiple flips. The rope was really long so you would get a huge amount of speed and fling off the end.
I wanna know what their game plan is when one of the balloons suddenly loses altitude.
The balloons were moored down.
10 points to anyone who gets this reference
"Moooodddyyyy!!!!"
I've been waiting to post this the entire thread
Better still, how does taking off in a hot air balloon while you're still in another one work?
I saw you like hot air balloons...