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Never tell them how long it’s really going to take. How else will you look like a miracle worker?
Always multiply your estimates by a factor of four.
Then find the bottle of green stuff.
I don't know what workplace you're at, but mine isn't fancy enough for absinthe.
What i was picturing lol
Are you nuts? Do you know how much a pizza party costs? You little ungrateful shits, we’re gonna buy even more yachts now