Never tell them how long it’s really going to take. How else will you look like a miracle worker?
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Always multiply your estimates by a factor of four.
Then find the bottle of green stuff.
Beginning to think my productivity is simply being captured by my boss and turned into profit for my company's investors.
Took me 20 years to realise getting things done quicker than others doesn't bring you shit if you get paid per hour. You have to stay your 8 hours. You'll just always be the work donkey and the lazy ass flirting with the boss will get promoted.
