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Genie granted me one wish, but with a condition that my enemy will get two times more. (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I asked for 120/80 blood pressure

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[–] StillAlive@piefed.world 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My enemy would get two of these people,

And they hate each other so your enemy is forced to choose and live rest of the life wondering 'what if?'.

Diabolical.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Parents during the divorce.

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

She doesn’t have enough introspection to form a concept like “what if,” she’s still hung up on “why am I, the main character, experiencing any bad things at all.”