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[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 9 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

I never have on purpose, but in games i like to play as female characters. This was very useful in runescape back in the mid-2000s. Desperate guys would just asume you were a girl IRL and give you free shit asking to be your boyfriend.

[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 57 minutes ago)

I got a load of grief for playing Fortnite as Penny, mainly from a family friend who kept banging on about "oh look, that's his type there!" or "like a buxom blonde, do you?"

I'm like motherfucker she's British and she's an engineer so I'm choosing to play as her because that's awesome as fuck, not because what's between the legs you fucking buffoon

If she'd started popping off about just playing Fortnite I'd have been "yeah fair enough mate, maybe I am a shithead" but the whole implied "you're a guy so you must fancy her if you're using a girl model" just really got on my tits... to use a poorly timed expression.

[–] Malfeasant@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago

I play guitar hero as Casey Lynch. I figure why play as who you look like when you can play as who you want to look at?

If I were going for accuracy to body type, I'd have to pick Lars Umlaut...

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

All my WoW alts were female because my then-girlfriend thought dudes were giving her all kinds of stuff because she was such a good healer. To prove a point I made a level 1 female character and undressed on the Orgrimmar mailbox, and made more gold than her main had in like 10 minutes. Sleeping on the couch was so worth it.