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I know a guy who read 12.5% of the Bible... (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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He's an eightheist....

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A lot of them read too much Old Testament. They get off on this angry vengeful god who fucks everyone’s shit up on whims and pedantic draconian laws. They gloss over all the Jesus shit about being kind to one another.

[–] Calfpupa@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago

From my experience, they don't so much as read it as repeat what their pastor/priest say.