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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca 44 points 17 hours ago (4 children)

At least he recognized that he should clean the blood and grease every time. I’ve seen plenty of ovens that suggest that their owner would not be as diligent.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I am constantly cleaning my oven of blood and grease because damn German kids keep walking into my oven and the oven "accidentally" slamming shut and turning on.

Now, if you excuse me. Some fat German kid is trying to eat my wall.

[–] NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca 1 points 8 hours ago

Don’t make him run, he’s full of chocolate!

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

If it's carbonized then is sterile!!!

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 8 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

If you don't, it's going to smell really bad in a few days. I suspect that's what led him to start cleaning it regularly. That's not something a 20 year old is prone to do without motivation. A nasty smell is good motivation.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Advantage of being a vegetarian I guess. I don't have to clean blood out of my oven.

[–] Aganim@lemmy.world 9 points 12 hours ago

I stayed with vegetarians a while ago. I've never seen an oven so vile and rancid. Turns out veggies are perfectly capable of turning an oven into a carbonized cesspool, no blood required.🤢