To be fair to him, if you've never specifically cooked meat in an oven I can see how you'd think "grill -> like barbecue -> place directly on grill".
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How's he supposed to know if nobody every taught him?
"I wonder what this flat sheet of metal that fits perfectly into my oven is for"
You guys got home ec? 😞
I had to do a double take at 'blood'. I thought, my god, what manner of cooking is he doing? Does he pick doves out of the air and cook them without bleeding them?
No. He just thinks what comes out when you cook meat is blood. He would think that though.. given the rest of the conversation.
My sister once had a roommate who asked her what goes into a grilled cheese sandwich. She said just two pieces of bread and a slice of cheese. A few minutes later she found the roommate in the kitchen staring at a plain cheese sandwich on a plate. "Something wrong?" she asked. Roommate replied (I shit you not), "How is this supposed to melt the cheese?"
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Did their parents always take them out to eat or order food, because, more than not taking home ec, they would have had to be completely blind to any cooking going on in the house their whole lifetime?
Mom cooks while he games in his room
I use cook my ramen noodles in the bowl I would eat them out of
Looking back that's incredibly stupid but my thought at the time was, "I got to put the noodles in something, how about a bowl?"
So I'd put the noodles in a bowl (glass or porcelin or whatever they're made out of these days), pour water in, put it on the stove
Lucky the bowl never exploded on me
Why a pot wasn't the first thing that came to my mind I'll never know... Weirdly, I don't know when I realized I was being stupid. Just one day I was like, "I should put my noodles in a pot"
I use cook my ramen noodles in the bowl I would eat them out of
Seems pretty normal, just pour the kettle into the bowl…
stove
Oh, oh no…
Depending on the ramen this works in the microwave, as long as the bowl is microwave safe.
However, I've gotten into ramen that you drain (chopsticks work great to help drain, no colander needed!) after cooking so I've had to be slightly less lazy. Plus I can microwave the frozen veggies on a paper plate while the ramen's cooking on the stove. Then eat it from the saucepan!
EDIT: had intended to reply to the parent post, sorry about that!
I also like draining them and scatter-frying with an egg and veggies, cheese, or whatever
Even a pot shouldn't be the first thing that comes to your mind. It should be an electric kettle. Or are you from the US where you can't use electric kettles (efficiently) cos ur shitty electrical grid runs only on 120V and therefore it takes ages to boil the water lol
A kettle? What's that?
I did try shooting my gun a whole bunch and cooking them with the heated up barrel
In Canada our electricity also only goes to 120v, but the simple solution for this is to utilize the already hot water from the water heater. The hot tap on full already comes out steaming. Add that to the electric kettle and it takes less than a minute to boil 500ml.
I've always been told the water from the hot water tap isn't safe to drink due to bacterial and mineral buildup in the water heater. Not that I can drink my tap water where I live anyway (America!) but even when I lived with delicous well water I never drank the hot tap water.
I would eat out of the pot instead. Now Im refined and I microwave the bowl of water to heat it up, once its close to boiling, drop the noodles in and put a lid on it to lock in the steam. Wait 5 minutes and were good to go.
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I baked most things on a baking sheet or just a sheet of aluminum foil.
Except pizza. Pizza I just put right on the rack because that's the only way to get the crust crispy. But even this horrified my wife.
I don't know if homemade pizza is any different, but I get very nice crispy crusts with a tray. Store-bought frozen pizza goes directly on the rack here only because they don't fit on my trays.
That's how you're supposed to cook pizza if you don't have a perforated pizza pan or a pizza stone. No one wants a soggybottompizza. Well some people might and they are psychopaths
If youre talking about frozen pizzas, many of them to tell you to put it right in the rack.
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