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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 23 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

California Burrito

Carne asada, guacomole salsa, pico de gallo, french fries, a bit of cheese. A BIT like a tiny bit.

Its not a fucking delicacy, its a drunken fools only hope at 4 AM. Its not meant for a plate. Burritos are not meant for church. Its not high fucking art. Its fucking food and its meant to be a way.

these mf serve tortilla chips with mayonnaise…

[–] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 15 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (4 children)

My man, my fucking man, let me show you this shit.

Restuarant 1

WITH fries. Like, as a side. Not in the burrito, neverminding everything else wrong.

Heres a different restaurant also nearby

Beans and rice? Wheres the fries??

Fucking google that shit.... its like everyone out here heard that California burritos are popular and did literally NO further looking into it. Just made some shit up.

And look at this shit... you see that white "dipping sauce" there? Thats not queso...

Damn, you weren’t even exaggerating a little.

Thanks for bringing the receipts on these atrocities, they’re both hilarious and heartbreaking 🥲

[–] protist@retrofed.com 7 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

That second California burrito is definitely a Texas burrito. We do beans and rice in ours. I've literally never heard of fries going in a burrito, and the concept makes me uncomfortable lmao

[–] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 2 points 44 minutes ago (1 children)

I got no qualms with rice and beans in a burrito. Love it, good stuff.... but don't call it a fucking california burrito.

[–] protist@retrofed.com 1 points 21 minutes ago

This post is the first time I've ever even heard that a California burrito is a specific thing

[–] Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 13 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Your burrito is now their burrito. This is what it feels like, btw.

Beat regards,

A hispanic

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I mean. Somewhat.

Like its kind of bullshit to make a claim that this isn't appropriation/ gentrification/ whatever your proffered framing is. At the same time, Lola's 7 up in barrio Carlsbad has been around almost a hundred years. Some place in El Cajon, Escondido, spots in LA, all over southern California.. its not like the people living there stopped being Mexican when the border moved. And its truly injust to "make invisible" the people who have lived in some of these areas since it wasn't even Mexico, but Spain, and dismiss their cooking traditions because especially on the west coast of alta and baja california, the cultural centers weren't in modern Mexico. They were LA, Santa Barbara, San Diego, San Francisco (the mission, hello).

[–] Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Sir, I've been waiting for my burrito for more than 2 hours now.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

ok mijo calm down, i'll take you to lourdes and get you some chicken soup so you feel better

[–] Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

ayayayay qué rico! :D

[–] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago

Finally, I, a white man, knows what gentrification and cultural appropriation feels like. And it feels bad man.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Not sure what's going on here, but we had a different name for eating cum off a bland tortilla chip when I was a youth. We also didn't typically do it in restaurants.

Was the different name for cum chips "Tuesdays"?

[–] Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago

Dont lose eyecontact and it wont be your problem.

At least thats what I recall..