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[–] Tempus_Fugit@lemmy.world 31 points 3 days ago (5 children)

I'll never understand how people drink this axe spray flavored toxic piss. They all taste like what I imagine chemical runoff tastes like.

[–] Drekaridill@lemmy.wtf 42 points 3 days ago

You can pry the chemical piss from my dead hands, which should be soon because I drink chemical piss

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Don't think beverage, think drug.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Don’t think beverage,

chug beverage

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yup. Taurine for pep. Same reason they put it in cheap dog food.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I don't know about dogs but cats can't synthesize their own taurine, kind of like humans can't synthesize vitamin C, so their food has to be enriched in it.

[–] Rubanski@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 days ago

Speak for yourself

[–] SalamenceFury@piefed.social 3 points 2 days ago

White Monster at least tastes pleasantly citric to me. Everything else is kinda ass.

[–] M137@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I really like the taste, I wish I could get something with it that wasn't an energy drink and with a lot less sugar (light/sugar sugarfree anything makes me feel sick so that's not an option).

[–] Magnum@infosec.pub 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I dont like the normal energy drinks, they indeed taste like piss, but oh my gawd all these fucking sour apple guava fruit punched in my face shit tastes great 😭 please Lemmy, give me an alternative

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca -2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

People come to like what they consume regularly. People's insecure clinging to dietary preferences is so short sighted, pointless, and harmful.

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I buy energy drinks once in a blue moon, and they taste like nothing else. Chastising people for their taste preference is short sighted, pointless, harmful, and stupid.

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca -1 points 2 days ago

If that's how you want to take it, I'm not going to correct you.

[–] distal@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I understand it. That piss is good! They come in sugar-free varieties and the caffeine content is less than that of a large mug of coffee. I will never see a breakfast consisting of orange juice and coffee among other things as being better for you.