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As non-native speaker from outside the USA, Peter, please explain the joke.
The residents of the greater Boston area have an accent when -ar is pronounced -ah. So a car is a cah.
Car isn't in the sentence, and llama doesn't have the ar suffix, so I'm not sure that helps in any way.
What does llama have to do with a big fire in that accent?
A "3 Alarm" fire is one big enough to send 3 fire trucks, and in a Boston accent with an extra "a" at the end it would vaguely sound like "3 L llama"
Close! A 3 alarm fire could be shortened to “a 3 alarmer”. Which in Boston would be pronounced without the Rs for: “a 3 alamah”.
So do people in the US rank the size of your fires in "alarms"??! Like a bin fire is a 1 alarm fire? But a house fire is a 3 alarm?
Do you say, "quick, evacuate the neighbourhood, there's an 8 alarm fire heading our way"
I've never heard of this before today.
The number of alarms is (I think) how many different departments, or possibly fire engines, are needed to fight the fire. So yes pretty much. It’s often how they are described in news articles.
It’s firefighter “units,” generally — kinda a mix of your two guesses.
Hey thanks, I’m in the 10,000 today. Unit count does make sense. I wasn’t aware of the terminology for firefighting teams/groups/trucks.
I've never heard anyone say it as "alarmer", but that could be an East Coast thing I guess.
Maybe, but alarmer isn’t something you’d say alone.
A 4 alarmer implies 4 alarm fire, in shorthand.
Sort or like instead of saying “make a left hand turn” someone might also say “take a left hander”.
Also if it matters I’m a midwesterner. I just know bunch a bastahds from Boston.
Only 3 trucks for a large fire? We just had a large one in an apartment building and there were 120 vehicles in attendance (not all fire trucks, obvs, but deffo more than 3).
Yeah, apartment buildings would tend to be much more than 3 alarm. As a metaphor the phrase is also from older language when more people were in single family homes.
A 3 Liter lama is the biggest one obviously.
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I also don't get the joke.
It's a joke about accents
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Still doesn't make any sense. This might need spelling out.
Non-native (Dutch) here. Here goes: Lama with one L will refer to the Dalai Lama. Llama is the animal. But if you say 'three el lama' in a Boston accent it will sound like a 'three-alarmer', which is probably shorthand lingo for a three alarm fire.
Thank you Peter, well explained! Not sure why this would be Boston-specific (unless that's the only place where they call a very big emergency a 3-alarmer).
Other places would say 3-alarmer or 3-alarm fire, meaning a fire that needs 3 engines to put out.
The guys who say pahk the cah at Hahvahd yahd would say 3-ah lah mah.
Wow, this joke really fell flat 🤣
never heard of a 3 alarmer