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[–] YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world 55 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

With FedEx the child would be neither living or breathing when it arrived.

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

UPS the child would arrive with tire tracks on them and be thrown at the house from the road.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 33 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Ring camera video of driver yeeting child out the door of the truck and 20 feet to the porch

[–] spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 21 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Literally watched an amazon driver do this the other day.

*I feel it's important to clarify I mean with a package, not a child

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Happened to me too. Some electronics I had ordered.

[–] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 5 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

They'd do it to children if it impacted their paycheck.

[–] spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 6 points 13 hours ago

Heh - paychuck

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 14 hours ago

DHL the kid would be delivered two counties away to the wrong address and then they would refuse to take your calls when you try to figure out where it got dropped off.