Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 21 hours ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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It's still in mint condition

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[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 4 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

What did you do with the spear?

("Spearmint" flavor, for those who might be confused.)

[–] sylver_dragon@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

Exactly what is requested, spear a mint.
Not sure why one would stab a plant with a long pointy stick, but I didn't come up with the name.

[–] bedwyr@piefed.ca 2 points 17 hours ago

You gummed up the joke with the explanation.