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What about... "Friend"?
I think we should go deeper. Rewrote it to avoid any language that might trigger anyone.
>friend invites me to group-watch cartoons
>pretty fun
>they want me to watch stuff with them next week too
>get invited to their irc
>they call their weekly cartoon watching night
>ask why they invited me to watch night
>they say I don't count
>ask why
>"you're basically a friend"
What the? I'm 6'1
Hope that helped
Did you not read the post? Her being a woman is critical to the story
"With her and her friends" makes it pretty clear in my opinion, but I guess the use of "female" makes it clear that op is a man
Wait, you hear “her” and assume gender. Die in a fire bigot.
That could work and would probably be fine here, but saying female in this case is ok because context.
It was descriptive of his friend, not a label or whatever it is that makes it bad.