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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 day ago

I think we should go deeper. Rewrote it to avoid any language that might trigger anyone.

>friend invites me to group-watch cartoons
>pretty fun
>they want me to watch stuff with them next week too
>get invited to their irc
>they call their weekly cartoon watching night
>ask why they invited me to watch night
>they say I don't count
>ask why
>"you're basically a friend"
What the? I'm 6'1

Hope that helped